KoRy says:
ahahaha
KoRy says:
i hire u lah
KoRy says:
u can be my driver
KoRy says:
10k a month hoho
KoRy says:
next time i will be multimillionaire
KoRy says:
kkk time to sleep
`_=:L@meR says:
haha
KoRy says:
cya at trg tml
`_=:L@meR says:
ya
KoRy says:
nites
`_=:L@meR says:
can tell u alr dreaming
ggxx-ed
Friday, December 19, 2008
Saturday, December 06, 2008
Boi is taking part in the Stanchart tmr, so as a good friend, i decided to send him an encouraging SMS.
Me : Yo bro good luck tmr!
Boi : Die la
Me : Can wan, you see the Keyans all black and short. They can do it so can you!
ggxx-ed
Me : Yo bro good luck tmr!
Boi : Die la
Me : Can wan, you see the Keyans all black and short. They can do it so can you!
ggxx-ed
Tuesday, October 21, 2008
Blogspot sucks it almost deleted my previous post before i could post it. Bryon could we move to wordpress pls?
ggxx-ed
ggxx-ed
Update?
I know this place has been gathering moozies lately, but aiyah, im uninspired to blog. Bigbellyboyz are quickly turning into Bigboringboyz, we need to do something interesting!
For the time being, let's discuss the most improbable sight in the universe, that is, besides a white and thin bTo:
Boi with books!
Intelligence reports that boi is currently undergoing what is commonly known as the Cut-Talc-Course, where people dressed in green, carrying chocolate bar/s on their shoulders cut talc with a pair of scissors all day long for 6 weeks.
Now you may wonder, since he is cutting talc, what's with the outfit? Apparently the concept of cutting pieces of talc is beyond boi, who requires precis filled with coloured circles and arrows to guide him along. Besides that, he is required to memorise the whole hierachy of talc, up to how many pieces of talc each vehicle in his organisation is entitled.
This is certainly no mean feat.
We notice that all the talc cutting has severely impaired his eye sight, resulting in him wearing a pair of over-sized glasses.
We wonder why he doesn't employ his old method of absorbing information. It is certainly a better method than squinting at small drawings.
I dug out this pic about boi, wonder if it covers his Class 10....
ggxx-ed
Tuesday, July 29, 2008
Sunday, July 27, 2008
I'm the bigger retard!
Ok this is a long overdue post.
Today we gather to debate something that has been fervently argued over throughout the ages.
Who is the bigger retard? Boi or bTo.
To settle this, I now present the 2 specimen.
Specimen A: Bryon Teo (aka bTo)
Retard moment: We were going to celebrate rAndiFv's birthday, so naturally there was a cake. Being the helpful guy, bTo decided to light the candles. He struck the match, and promptly lit the candles, no sweat. Then he held up the still-burning matchstick while facing the cake directly and blew. Out went the flame on the matchstick, alas out went the flames on the candles as well.
Retard rating: 10/10
Specimen B: Benedict Cai (aka boi)
Retard moment: We were going to karaoke at Area C. Beforehand the ever enthu rAndiFv messaged everybody where to rendevous. But boi and I were late, so we decided to meet each other separately. When I was 2 stops away I received an sms: Eh where you, I reach already. So i told him I was reaching. But he was no where to be found when I got there, so i gave him a call.
"Eh where are you?"
"I can see the control station, but I lazy to walk"
"Huh but I don't see you anywhere!"
"Wait which station you at?"
"Chinatown lah!"
"!! I'm at Clarke Quay...."
Retard rating: 10/10
Result: IT'S A TIE!!
Today we gather to debate something that has been fervently argued over throughout the ages.
Who is the bigger retard? Boi or bTo.
To settle this, I now present the 2 specimen.
Specimen A: Bryon Teo (aka bTo)
Retard moment: We were going to celebrate rAndiFv's birthday, so naturally there was a cake. Being the helpful guy, bTo decided to light the candles. He struck the match, and promptly lit the candles, no sweat. Then he held up the still-burning matchstick while facing the cake directly and blew. Out went the flame on the matchstick, alas out went the flames on the candles as well.
Retard rating: 10/10
Specimen B: Benedict Cai (aka boi)
Retard moment: We were going to karaoke at Area C. Beforehand the ever enthu rAndiFv messaged everybody where to rendevous. But boi and I were late, so we decided to meet each other separately. When I was 2 stops away I received an sms: Eh where you, I reach already. So i told him I was reaching. But he was no where to be found when I got there, so i gave him a call.
"Eh where are you?"
"I can see the control station, but I lazy to walk"
"Huh but I don't see you anywhere!"
"Wait which station you at?"
"Chinatown lah!"
"!! I'm at Clarke Quay...."
Retard rating: 10/10
Result: IT'S A TIE!!
ggxx-ed
Tuesday, July 15, 2008
Photos
I dunno what to blog so we shall do some post-match analysis.
Here we have Miao and Jian defending against somebody.
We realise that Miao is actually not blocking anything because he is totally out of position and his hand isn't really raised fully. Of course Miao being Miao he'd be able to leap onto the attacker in an instant and drown him so Jian need not worry.
Ok I dunno what I'm talking about.
Sunday Batman!!!
Saturday, July 12, 2008
ABC
RandiFv at his Suntec band competition, i think the whole mall gathered to watch haha.
Congrats for getting 2nd!!
And thx for the treat!
Congrats for getting 2nd!! And thx for the treat!ggxx-ed
Thursday, July 03, 2008
Polo
http://www.singaporewaterpolo.org/event.php
Hey guys want to go for the Polo invitational? Maybe we fix one of the weekend go watch together??
Anyway just an interesting piece:
Los Alamitos, CA --When our panel of experts ranked the degree of difficulty of sports according to categories that ranged from endurance to agility to analytic aptitude, water polo came in at No. 11.
With all due respect to our experts, that's a crock. Water polo got jobbed. I know because I've seen the sport up close. I know because I got down in the water with the guys who play it and lived to tell the story ... but only just barely.
We're supposed to believe football (3), basketball (4), and tennis (7) are harder than water polo?
Please.
Endurance?
A water polo player swims 1.5 miles a game, with another player dragging and climbing all over him, pushing his head under the water and saying unkind things about his mamma when he comes up for air.
Strength?
These guys egg-beater their legs for 32 minutes in nine feet of water, muscle each other for position and rise up into the air like they're jumping off a trampoline to shoot and block shots.
Agility?
They work back-cuts and spin-moves like Kobe and Marvin Harrison.
Nerve?
They take 50-mph shots in the face and breathe in lungs-full of water. And they keep coming back for more.
Boxing is the No. 1 sport in our rankings, and boxing is brutal. But you know what water polo is? It's boxing plus sprinting plus basketball plus wrestling. With no floor beneath your feet.
Show me the boxer who levitates and shoots a ball with a defender in his face while he's bobbing and weaving. Until then, show me your love for water polo and the amazing athletes who play it.
For the rest of the article: http://sports.espn.go.com/espn/page2/story?page=degree/neel/040505
Hey guys want to go for the Polo invitational? Maybe we fix one of the weekend go watch together??
Anyway just an interesting piece:
Los Alamitos, CA --When our panel of experts ranked the degree of difficulty of sports according to categories that ranged from endurance to agility to analytic aptitude, water polo came in at No. 11.
With all due respect to our experts, that's a crock. Water polo got jobbed. I know because I've seen the sport up close. I know because I got down in the water with the guys who play it and lived to tell the story ... but only just barely.
We're supposed to believe football (3), basketball (4), and tennis (7) are harder than water polo?
Please.
Endurance?
A water polo player swims 1.5 miles a game, with another player dragging and climbing all over him, pushing his head under the water and saying unkind things about his mamma when he comes up for air.
Strength?
These guys egg-beater their legs for 32 minutes in nine feet of water, muscle each other for position and rise up into the air like they're jumping off a trampoline to shoot and block shots.
Agility?
They work back-cuts and spin-moves like Kobe and Marvin Harrison.
Nerve?
They take 50-mph shots in the face and breathe in lungs-full of water. And they keep coming back for more.
Boxing is the No. 1 sport in our rankings, and boxing is brutal. But you know what water polo is? It's boxing plus sprinting plus basketball plus wrestling. With no floor beneath your feet.
Show me the boxer who levitates and shoots a ball with a defender in his face while he's bobbing and weaving. Until then, show me your love for water polo and the amazing athletes who play it.
For the rest of the article: http://sports.espn.go.com/espn/page2/story?page=degree/neel/040505
Wednesday, June 25, 2008
Hey guys, if u all want to view some photos, can see them here:
http://www.facebook.com/album.php?aid=41025&id=626522270
Pengfei! Remember to update us on this blog!
ggxx-ed
http://www.facebook.com/album.php?aid=41025&id=626522270
Pengfei! Remember to update us on this blog!
ggxx-ed
Sunday, June 15, 2008
Announcement
Hey guys, Pengfei is flying off to the States on the 25th I was thinking we should have a team dinner or something together this coming weekend (21st, 22nd) to send him off. Kan is flying back on the 20th so he can make it too, bto is a faggot enjoying himself in Europe till 24th so we shall not wait for him haha.
Gimme some feedback, when's a good time, and where to eat etc.
ggxx-ed
Gimme some feedback, when's a good time, and where to eat etc.
ggxx-ed
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